Man To Be Exhumed To Retrieve Wrong Dentures

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         A man from Tennessee will be exhumed to retrieve the wrong dentures that he is wearing. The dentures belong to another man and the relatives of 76 y.o. Kevin Ray Manis wanted the false teeth removed from him. The mix up happened in Parkridge Medical Center where the dead person shared an Intensive Care Unit room with another patient who owns the dentures. The hospital staff mixed up the belongings of the two patients. The hospital offered to pay for a new denture, reburial costs and attorney's fees.
        If you are the relative of the dead person and the real owner of the dentures is not complaining, will you still bother the dead to change it? Will you exert effort and money to do this? Does the dentures really mean anything for the dead man. Do you really think that Mr. Manis will have a hard time chewing food with this wrong teeth in his second life? If he goes to heaven I am sure that there will be a better dentist there to help him get a new one, or St. Peter could give him a new set of real teeth. Remember this is heaven, anything is possible up there. Let us say that the dead person went to hell, I am sure Satan would not let anybody eat in hell. It's a punishment. There is no food there according to my cousin who I think is a frequent visitor of hell since he is an evil guy. I think that they should just let the man rest in peace, teeth or no teeth. What's your take on this. Post a comment.

Peeping Tom Hides In Portable Toilet

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     A man was arrested for hiding inside a waste tank of a portable toilet during a Yoga Festival and charged for unlawful sexual contact and invasion of privacy. 

     During the festival, a woman using one of the portaloo noticed movement in the storage tank and asked a bystander to investigate.  A security guard waited outside the toilet for a few minutes until a shirtless man came out with cuts on his back and covered with feces. The guard apparently was not able to chase the peeping tom  and was able to get out of the area 'untouched". The man, Luke Irvin Chrisco, 30 was arrested in Colorado after being stopped by police officers for illegal begging. In the process, one policeman realized that he resembles the "portable toilet suspect". He is being held $1,000 bond for illegal begging and $1,500 bond for the alleged toilet offenses.

    

Pop Star Band Member A Computer Creation

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    The picture on the left is Aimi Eguchi, one of the members of the popular Japanese Girl Band called AKB48. This band is in the Guiness book of world records for the most number of members in a band. A new candy commercial came out showcasing a new member Aimi which is actually a computer generated image made of the best features of the other members of the band. This computer image even has a website saying that she is a normal 16 y.o. girl who lives in Saitama, north of Tokyo. After apearing in the chocolate video commercial, Aimi became famous until the thousands of fans realized that she looks like some of the members of the band.

Here is some of the pictures of the band AKB48. Would you know who's not human?

Man Updated Profile In Facebook While Holding Woman Hostage

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     How important the social media is right now? This internet tool is so powerful that a man called Jason Valdez in Utah held a woman hostage at gunpoint was able to find time to tell the world by updating his Facebook account. He got his friends and family aware of everything he is doing while the SWAT team was outside trying to resolve the standoff situation. The 16 hour ordeal happened in a small hotel room in Ogden Utah according to reports.
    What's amazing was after the Facebook update a Facebrook friend of Jason Valdez gave him some help by telling him that a SWAT officer was hiding in the bushes. He, Valdez then posted "thank you homie. Good looking out.". The room was stormed by the SWAT team and Valdez shot himself to the chest but survived. The police officers were also looking thru this network to update themselves. He found at least a dozen new friends and his family members posted at least 100 comments, all during the 16 hour standoff. Valdez who was trying to avoid a warrant for drug charges was also able to post 2 pictures of his woman hostage Veronica with a note that says "cute ha".
     If you saw the movie Dog Day Afternoon, when Al Pacino held people hostage in a bank and communicated to the police using the telephone and even going outside personally to rant about his demands, this story will probably be a better movie material. This is like the old school vs the new school way of conducting a standoff. Unbelievable!!
     

How Waiters Steal Your Credit Card Info

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      There are so many ways now to steal credit card information. Hackers can do it online, using public wi-fi thru eavesdropping, stealing your card with your personal belongings, phishing thru emails and so on and so forth. The one thing that catches my attention is loosing your credit card information in a restaurant. After we eat and feeling full we tend to not pay attention to a lot of things including the actions of people around us including the waiters. I don't think anybody in a restaurant will really catch a server steal anything from the costumers unless they physically snatch your purse or wallet, which I think is a very remote possibility. But servers can do it without resorting to violence at all, and you won't even know it.
      Cases like this are in the news for awhile now but it is always good to remind us that it can happen to us too anytime. In Clearwater Florida, a restaurant waitress was arrested by police for stealing infos of costumers for several months and only four people came up to complain about it. I Washington, six servers of a trendy restaurant were implicated for stealing credit card information from customers and run up a $700,000 tab from Barney's NY and high end stores like Gucci. This was discovered by the Secret Service which conducted the operation. They found out that the waiters, after stealing the important infos will then sell it to a "fraud ring" for $200 each information. A waiter in New Orleans stole 50 credit card information and sold it to three men for $220/each. In Buffalo NY a waiter used the credit card himself to make counterfeit credit cards himself. Some servers who are not part of the syndicate directly will sell the infos for money and some will use them themselves. Either way it is still not good for customers.
       So how do they do it? There is this gadget called "credit card skimmer" that can scan your credit card information by swiping your plastic card thru it. By doing this all your secret information will be recorded and decoded in a program in a computer. With the stolen informations, the thief can use it purchasing online or making counterfeit cards with your name on it. Some skimmers are so small (see picture on right) that a waiter or waitress can keep them in their apron, pants or shirt pocket and scan your card unknowingly. You don't need practice to do this.
      What can we do to avoid this? Not much actually. It's hard to catch the act but there are ways to detect it. Make sure you monitor your credit or debit card transactions EVERYDAY. Yes everyday, it's a pain but that's the best way to catch it so they don't drain your account. And the best way to check it is online. I'm sorry to say that there are still consumers who do not believe in computers and the Internet but this is the best and fastest way to do it. Another way to avoid it is by knowing how a skimmer looks like. There are lots of skimmer pictures that you can see on the internet now. The third way to avoid scams like this is to pay attention to your servers action after you hand them your card. Make sure that he/she do not put your card in his/her apron or pocket before going to the cashier's desk because they don't have too. You do not want to make a scene in a restaurant but if you suspect something you can call your credit card company to make a hold on it. This way you don't need to confront the waiter and avoid embarrassment in case your suspicion is wrong.

     So next time you eat out and don't have available cash, remember this blog. It might save you a fortune.
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Porn 800 Numbers In Disguise

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    Have you ever tried to call a 1-800 number and was directed to a "one-on-one talk" with a nasty girl? I am talking about "used to be" legitimate 800 numbers of big companies. Have you dialed 1-800-CHICAGO and was answered by a sweet talking girl for $2.99/min conversation with lots of deep breathing? You can call 1-800-Cadillac, 1-800-Metallica or 1-800-Minolta and instead you will be talking to a girl who would convince you to give your credit card information not for a car or a camera but for a sex phone chat. Imagine calling 1-800-WORSHIP to talk to somebody for religious advice and an angel of Ron Jeremy picks up the phone and say " hello baby, are you ready to go to heaven with me?". What if you call 1-800-whirlpool to fix your pipe in your tub and somebody answers and say "I'm sorry honey, but that's not the pipe I usually take care of". It's scary isn't it?
     The thing is, the mentioned 800 numbers were legitimate service numbers of legitimate companies bought by Prime Tel Communications which is based in Philadelphia after they were relinquished by their previous owners. If you dial any of these numbers your call will be directed to erotic chat lines operated by A-1 Advertising. This is LEGAL by the way. the purchase and sale of the service is 100% legit. You will not be charged unless you agree and give your credit card information. Prime Tel is the administrator of at least 1,600.000 out of around 7 million 800 numbers. It is also said that they also control a dominant share of 888 and 866 numbers.

     The problem with this is when kids and teenagers accidentally  call any of this numbers and get hooked by the sweet talking voice and give their parent's credit card information. Accessibility and testosterone is a very bad combination. Some people will just hang up but some will find this an excuse for a timed opportunity to exercise and promote their manhood.
     Although the FCC can not totally eradicate this due to it's legality, we should be aware of it and report any occurrence to 1-800-SPANKME right away.....wait that number is one of the porn chat lines also.
     Here are some of the most common numbers that I am talking about.

• 1-800-chicago
• 1-800-metallica
• 1-800-whirlpool
• 1-800-cadillac
• 1-800-minolta
• 1-800-cameras
• 1-800-worship
• 1-800-beatles
• 1-800-AIDS

New York Court Says Strip Clubs Lap Dances Are Taxable

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     A New York court says that a lap dance performed in a non-alcoholic strip bar is taxable. Four Appellate Division justices agree with a decision by a state tax appeals commission that says dances onstage or in private rooms at a suburban Albany juice bar do not qualify for tax exception as "dramatic or musical arts performances". Another reason for this action is because the dancers are not even required any dance training. The club called Nite Moves owes the state $125,000 for lap dances and admission fees. 

     I think that lap dancing should be considered as an "arts performance" by it's definition which is: 

In art, performance art is a performance presented to an audience, traditionally interdisciplinary. Performance may be either scripted or unscripted, random or carefully orchestrated; spontaneous or otherwise carefully planned with or without audience participation. The performance can be live or via media; the performer can be present or absent. It can be any situation that involves four basic elements: time, space, the performer's body, or presence in a medium, and a relationship between performer and audience. Performance art can happen anywhere, in any venue or setting and for any length of time. The actions of an individual or a group at a particular place and in a particular time constitute the work. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Performance_art

     The court mentioned that the lap dancers doesn't even need training for these, but it is "unscripted" and "randomly orchestrated" with audience participation. If we dissect the subjects- the performers, the performance, and the venue, you would think that it is the same as any typical music, dance and drama presentation that we see everywhere. The only difference is men put dollar bills in the performers underwear. You can't do this in an opera or a ballet show. You can't go to the stage and pull the ballerina's tutu and slip a dollar bill in there and besides it's very hard to do that while she's doing the twirl. Maybe if a ballet dancer accidentally fall on an audience lap and do her spin they will be taxed too. what do you think?

     

     

     

Naked Female Scientist Tries To Tame Belugas In Freezing Arctic

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     Natalia Avseenko, 36 was convinced by marine experts to strip naked and try to tame 2 belugas which they believe do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as a diving suit. This daring experiment was done on a sub-zero temperature in the Arctic with the water hitting  minus 1.5 degrees centigrade.

     According to the news the 2 belugas enjoyed frolicking with the naked scientist. They were tamed before by the marine experts before this event. 

     It was not mentioned if these mammals were male or female but I would assume that they are both females because if they are males a different frolicking underwater could have happened. I think the presumption that these animals don't want to be touched with any foreign material is bogus. There is a greater possibility that mammals just want to be touched by a naked woman. If you are one of these belugas, will you tell the female diver to put on clothes before she caresses you? Of course not. Some belugas would probably have to pay an escort service to be with a naked lady, and this one is for free. 

     I am just wondering if this diver will do this experiment with a sperm whale? Because being naked is like going at it without protection. She will be pregnant with sperm whales because they have this milky- white waxy substance on their head. Also they are known to have the biggest brain among all animals meaning they would know what to do with this scientist underwater compared to these belugas. 

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What? Vulva Perfume?

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Vulva - The Original Scent Of A Woman

     I am a Licensed Practical Nurse and I'm pretty good in human anatomy because I studied Human Anatomy and Physiology in school and the knowledge of it is required to be a Scrub Nurse or a Surgical Tech. My favorite part of it is probably the female reproductive system. I know the parts of it in theory and have seen it so many times performing my duties in the Operating Room.
     I know the functions of the ovary, the fallopian tube, uterus, the cervix, and the vagina. But I never thought that somebody on earth will get some extract from one of these organs to make a perfume - the Vulva.

    Did I say vulva? This scent is supposedly from a vaginal excretion and could be used and applied to body parts of men and women to increase arousal. This thing has been out for awhile and it's only now that I heard of it. Don't get me wrong, I know what it is and I don't think there is anything wrong with the scent of nature but I would not come to work smelling like that. I am a Scrub Tech and I can't be working with Gynecologists in the Operating Room during surgery smelling like the body part that they are working on. They might cut me instead. That will be too much vulva in the room.
     Imagine playing football and smelling like vulva, you will be hit so many times by the "NOSE TACKLE" and by the time the game is done you will be a "wide receiver" with a "tight end". All of the players including the quarterback with clock you in your blindside and you will look like a prostitute in her 90s.
     If you are a professional wrestler and you smell like vulva, your opponent will not only give you a "half nelson" or a "full nelson" but also a "Father Nelson" pin. You might get locked permanently since your opponent might not want to release you.
     If you play basketball smelling like vulva, your own teammates might double or triple team you and the game will look like an orgy. You'll probably get a lot of hand checks from the player defending you, so your best play would be a "pick-and-roll" on "both ends of the floor".
     If you play baseball and you are in the batter's box for your at bat, the catcher behind you would always call for a "stinker" I mean a "sinker" than a "fastball" so he could take a better sniff of you. And when you hit a home run, you will be running the bases teasing the first, second and the third baseman with your natural scent. When you reach the plate all of your teammates will gang up  and get a piece of you.
     Now, would you wear it?
    

Man Shoots Wart On Finger With A Shotgun

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     A security guard in London used a 12 gauge beretta shotgun to get rid of his bothersome wart on his finger. As a result it took most of his finger with it. The person's name is Shawn Murphy, 38 of Doncaster who claimed that he tried creams and ointments but nothing has changed so he decided to use his shotgun. Because of this incident, he was charged for illegal possession of firearms and his lawyer said in the hearing that his client was "A VICTIM OF HIS OWN STUPIDITY". Like Charlie Sheen would say, "Duh...winning". The lawyer admitted that his client is stupid and he defended him in court. Whose dumb and whose dumber.  

    I am not  a genius but I don't think I will do what he did to fix a wart. I was wondering if he will do the same thing if the wart is on his forehead. If it is, he have to ask another person to do it for him because he won't be able to aim on his head with a beretta. But since this guy is so smart, he could just face a mirror, aim the shotgun on his forehead on his image and shoot. Maybe, if he's got a good amount of life insurance, his wife will do it for him. 

Here is a picture of a 12 Gauge Beretta Shotgun

 Here is a picture of a wart on a finger

And here's a picture of a man who will shoot a wart on his finger with a shotgun..

  Maybe next time he gets another wart on his finger he will just use a revolver instead. 

    

Jokes About Lebron James

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     This past 2 days I have heard of so many jokes about Lebron James on the radio and from people that I know at work and home. The internet has some jokes too and I decided to make a small compilation of it here in my blog.

• I woke up this morning without a ring, and so is Lebron.
• Lebron did not go to college because he hates the FINALS.
• Don't ask Lebron if he has change for a dollar because he only have 3 quarters.
• Lebron is coming out with his own brand of cell phone that only vibrates 'coz it has no ring.
• Lebron will be better playing in the NHL because it only has 3 periods.
• Lebron can't write a book because he have no TITLE yet.
• What is the difference between Lebron and Saturn? Saturn has a ring.
• Today is Lebron Day in Miami. Everyone leaves work 12 minutes early.
• Why is  Lebron sick before game 6? He ate an Egg Benedict Arnold in Cleveland for breakfast.
• Why did Lebron went South? Because his mom was heading West.

Here is Lebron James before he became a Black Man

What more he should do???

  If you have more Lebron James jokes, please feel free to post it in the comments window. Next time!!

Hitler's Reaction After Knowing That Lebron & Miami Heat Lost In The Finals Against Dallas

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     I have seen a lot of reactions when the Miami Heat and Lebron James lost to the Dallas Mavericks during the NBA Finals. I have seen fans in Cleveland rejoicing more than the Dallas Mavericks' fans. I have seen Lebron's and Wade's body language like they are ready to migrate somewhere else. I heard a lot of nasty remarks about Lebron James' post game interview. Jokes about Lebron not having the heart and not having a ring are all over the internet. But this video of Hitler reacting to Miami's lost is the best one. Watch and enjoy.

     I could just imagine how Pat Riley reacted in his office after the game.

Is It Bad To Have Fun At Work?

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     I believe that  anything that we do in life we should have fun as much as we can so we don't reach boredom. Boredom will eventually result to poor performance. It's understandable that employers would like all employees to be efficient at work but they can't take FUN out of the equation. They should not forget that we work to live, not live to work. Here is a video sample of myself and a co-worker after a very busy shift...

     That's me on the right. I have been working in this hospital for 11 years now, and because of times like this, I don't see myself going somewhere else. 

World's Smallest Man Is From The Philippines

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     His name is Junrey Balawing, who is just a little bit taller than a rooster, is just measured and confirmed to be The World's Smallest Man. He was already cited before but he was only 17 at that time and The Guinness Book Of World Records eligible age for record breaking is 18. The smallest man on the record before was from Nepal who stands 26 inches tall whose name is Khagendra Thapa Magar. Junrey Balawing measures 23 inches and is a bit taller than the San Miguel Beer Bottle. I just hope that he won't be exploited in the wrong way for financial purposes. Sometimes people forget the most important thing, human respect.

Check this video to see him.

Men Cuts Tree To Steal A Bike

     So weird to know what people do to steal something. I have never heard of this story before and this is very interesting. A group of young men tried to steal a bicycle tied around a tree with a chain. They probably can't find a huge chain cutter so they decided to cut the tree instead. I don't know if I can call this crooks persistent or just plain stupid , but anyway you might want to describe it, this  is just WEIRD. Everything was caught on video and was posted in youtube.com.

     What bothers me more is, this thing happened on a normal residential area. I was just wondering if anyone in the neighborhood or anybody bypassing even called the cops to stop it. Fortunately, these guys were caught and charged. Unbelievable! 

Grandma's Urn in a Goodwill Store

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    According to USA Today's Offbeat News, the state police in Michigan are trying to find who left what appear to be a grandmother's cremated remains in an urn at a Goodwill store near Flint. According to reports, the box found by the manager is labelled "Grandma's Urn". The police are still trying to look for the stupid relatives of this urn. These people probably did not get anything from their grandma when she died. Or maybe, just maybe, the grandmother put in her will that she be cremated and donated to a Goodwill Store. If that's the case, she is an extraordinary donor because most people will donate their organs and not their ashes. The people who did this should be burned and their ashes should be placed in a cat litter. Unbelievable! I wonder how much did the Goodwill Store in Flint sell the urn?
    Like some people say..."Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if my urn is missing, it's probably in goodwill sitting."

Weird & Funny City/Location Names

TweetHere is a list of weird and funny names that I found surfing the internet. Some of them are really weird and you would not think that they really exists. These are real names of places. 

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK) Tittybong (Australia) Tong Fuk (Japan) Turdo (Romania) Twatt (Orkney, UK) Wank (Germany) Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany) Wankener (India) Wankie (Zimbabwe) Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe) Wanks River (Nicaragua) Wankum (Germany) Wet Beaver Creek (Australia) Aimwell(Alabama) Bobo (Alabama) Intercourse(Alabama) Seman(Alabama) Bootlegger Crossing(Arizona) Toad Suck(Arizona) Weiner(Arizona) Climax(Colorado) Blue Ball(Delaware) Okahumpka(Florida) Cumming(Georgia) Kickapoo(Illinois) Disappointment(Kentucky) Bangs Beach(Maine)

Mattel's Vibrator - The Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick

TweetMattel has this Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick that was sold in Amazon.Com for  $99.99. The weird part of this toy is the vibration on the stick part. This toy became so popular that some adult toy stores in NYC started selling them. A lot of kids were enjoying this toy  and some parents were so happy with it that they were giving good reviews about it. Mattel probably are not aware that they just literally made a vibrator for children. Below is an actual review of  costumers . 

From Texas:
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :) 


From NJ:
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed. 


What do you think about this? Post your comments.

Why Grandparents Should Not Have A Facebook

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• They're probably dead before they finish typing their status.
• It's difficult to type with one hand holding the binoculars.
• They might see pictures of their grandkids making out with their mailman.
• Most laptops are not saliva proof.
• They might write on their houses' wall instead of the Facebook page wall.
• They might pour a bucket of water on the computer if it gets hot.
• They can get a heart attack if they see a naked picture of their daughters in Mexico.
• They might put a postage stamp on the computer to POST their blogs.
• They might invite their dead relatives as friends.
• And some of them might accept it.
• They might get bedsores for typing so long.

If anybody needs help in computer lessons you can contact Mr. Frank Shine of St. Barnabas Hospital.

        

Shrimps On Treadmill

     According to the Washington Post's report, the National Science Foundation or NSF "...paid $559,681 to test sick shrimps’ metabolism, which one researcher said was “the first time that shrimp have been exercised on a treadmill.”According to the news,  "the researchers found sick shrimp “did not perform as well and did not recover as well from exercise as healthy shrimp.” 

     I don't understand why the NSF will spend this much money for this experiment. I am sure that the staff who are involved in this had the time of their lives. First of all, why would you care about the metabolism of a sick shrimp. Who wants to eat a sick shrimp? If I am hungry, I want a big fat shrimp, one that do not exercise at all. One that is a couch potato, who just lie down under water with a water proof remote on one of his feet watching The Food Channel. That's what I want.I don't want a muscular, cardio freak, skinny shrimp.  I don't think anybody would care if the shrimp on your platter from Red Lobster has  high metabolism or not.  

     

If you look at the shrimp platter below, would you know which one ran the treadmill? 

     

All I know is, this Shrimp Scallop Alfredo cost the taxpayers $559,681. 

     

      

     

     

Who Should Not Wear Skinny Jeans?

     Who should not wear skinny jeans?  

• Men with small penises so as not to show their "shortcomings".
• Men with big and uneven testicles
• Men with bony asses so they don't look like their penis is behind them.
• Men with big and flabby bellies so they can find the zipper easily.
• Men who are really fat so they don't cut their circulation.
• Men who always want to be ready for sex, so they don't ejaculate on themselves.
• Men who have bladder problems and don't know what a  condom catheter is.
• Men who have not farted for two days so they don't experience how a "butt plug" works
• Men who have diarrhea and do not wear socks.
• Men with hydrocele (fluids in testicles)
• Men who have "crustaceans" as pets down there so as not to kill them.
• Men who don't want to wear shorts for a hurdle competition.
• Men who are always running away from cops.
• Men who wants to look like real men.
• Men who loves to wear laced-up sneakers and have short hands.
• Men who loves biking on jeans and have long legs.
• Men who don't want to look like "the little MALEMAID"
• Men who hates climbing the stairs but afraid to jump in an elevator.
• Men with a bad case of gout.

So next time you go to church, THANK GOD FOR BAGGY PANTS!

Egg- Carrying Male Fish?

 Friday we have an inservice from the EPA on how to dispose medical and pharmaceutical waste. We will be starting to have this special containers around the hospital for these type of wastes. It was a very interesting topic to discuss and I agree with everything the person said. He mentioned a lot of reasons why we have to do this thing but the one thing that strikes me the most is about the egg carrying fish that we are having now due to the toxic waste that we dump on the water. There is a type of male fish in the Washington's major river that's exhibiting female traits, carrying their eggs for reproduction. I only know of the seahorse but a male bass fish? This is how serious the problem is. I am just wondering if there is any report of any male person in Washington who is pregnant right now. I know some male carries female traits, but carry eggs? Well, we really don't know. Years ago there was a report of a pregnant male in the Philippines, but it turned out to be a hoax, the guy just eats too much uncooked rice. I guess if you eat uncooked rice and it stays in your stomach wet and heated under 100 degrees (very hot in the Philippines), it will make your belly bloated as the rice is being cooked inside your belly. But the news got a lot of attention as this egg-carrying male fish. I guess if you don't have enough money to buy caviar, you could just buy some male bass fish in Washington. Just make sure the fish don't have any tampon in it.
       Also wondering, which part of the male fish can you find the eggs? I don't know if they have testicles like humans because if they do, it could be a wrong report.  It could also be an ectopic pregnancy if the eggs are located somewhere else. If it is ectopic, can we do a diagnostic laparoscopy on them? Can we intubate them? How much Propofol  can we administer? Probably much less than somebody had. Is there an Anesthesiologist for a fish? I know for a fact that some anesthesiologist smells like a fish, but to take care of a fish, I don't know.
      I guess I can come up with more questions than answers. If you want to help me understand this better, please post a comment on my blog. I will appreciate it.
      As my father always say....."He who sleeps with a FISHY butt, wakes up with a stinky finger...."
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Why Women Wear Really Short Skirts?

      I just went to the mall and saw tons of women wearing short skirts, I mean really short skirts and I was thinking, is it really that hot inside the mall that they have to literally wear a tiny piece of cloth? Well, they want to look good and sexy, this is the first reason I could think of. But is that the only reason? It is also possible that they don't really want to look good but they just want some air flowing to cool down some body parts. I have seen some women in short skirts flapping their legs and thighs once in a while while standing to create some type of "hey wind come over here" maneuver. Some men would rather be the wind in those particular moments, I am sure. Imagine if you are the "wind", and the girl did this maneuver, and you go straight to the "pathway" and BOOM....there you are! You just have to make sure that you are in the place that you want to be because as all men know, there are two caves up there. Make sure you are in the slanted opening and not the "black hole".
     Lets just say that you, "the wind" tripped and hit her knees and bounced to the black hole. You will probably be stuck with something brown and sticky and will smell like shit. But, you have a better chance of going out of there than when you are in the slanted door. Everytime she bends over to pick up something, there is a chance that she will pass you out. If that happens, you are no longer "the wind" but "the fart". And when you come out of her black hole and become human again, you can say that YOU ARE A CHANGED MAN.