Who should not wear skinny jeans?
- Men with small penises so as not to show their "shortcomings".
- Men with big and uneven testicles
- Men with bony asses so they don't look like their penis is behind them.
- Men with big and flabby bellies so they can find the zipper easily.
- Men who are really fat so they don't cut their circulation.
- Men who always want to be ready for sex, so they don't ejaculate on themselves.
- Men who have bladder problems and don't know what a condom catheter is.
- Men who have not farted for two days so they don't experience how a "butt plug" works
- Men who have diarrhea and do not wear socks.
- Men with hydrocele (fluids in testicles)
- Men who have "crustaceans" as pets down there so as not to kill them.
- Men who don't want to wear shorts for a hurdle competition.
- Men who are always running away from cops.
- Men who wants to look like real men.
- Men who loves to wear laced-up sneakers and have short hands.
- Men who loves biking on jeans and have long legs.
- Men who don't want to look like "the little MALEMAID"
- Men who hates climbing the stairs but afraid to jump in an elevator.
- Men with a bad case of gout.
