Who Should Not Wear Skinny Jeans?

     Who should not wear skinny jeans?  

• Men with small penises so as not to show their "shortcomings".
• Men with big and uneven testicles
• Men with bony asses so they don't look like their penis is behind them.
• Men with big and flabby bellies so they can find the zipper easily.
• Men who are really fat so they don't cut their circulation.
• Men who always want to be ready for sex, so they don't ejaculate on themselves.
• Men who have bladder problems and don't know what a  condom catheter is.
• Men who have not farted for two days so they don't experience how a "butt plug" works
• Men who have diarrhea and do not wear socks.
• Men with hydrocele (fluids in testicles)
• Men who have "crustaceans" as pets down there so as not to kill them.
• Men who don't want to wear shorts for a hurdle competition.
• Men who are always running away from cops.
• Men who wants to look like real men.
• Men who loves to wear laced-up sneakers and have short hands.
• Men who loves biking on jeans and have long legs.
• Men who don't want to look like "the little MALEMAID"
• Men who hates climbing the stairs but afraid to jump in an elevator.
• Men with a bad case of gout.

So next time you go to church, THANK GOD FOR BAGGY PANTS!