Why Grandparents Should Not Have A Facebook

Tweet 

• They're probably dead before they finish typing their status.
• It's difficult to type with one hand holding the binoculars.
• They might see pictures of their grandkids making out with their mailman.
• Most laptops are not saliva proof.
• They might write on their houses' wall instead of the Facebook page wall.
• They might pour a bucket of water on the computer if it gets hot.
• They can get a heart attack if they see a naked picture of their daughters in Mexico.
• They might put a postage stamp on the computer to POST their blogs.
• They might invite their dead relatives as friends.
• And some of them might accept it.
• They might get bedsores for typing so long.

If anybody needs help in computer lessons you can contact Mr. Frank Shine of St. Barnabas Hospital.