Why Women Wear Really Short Skirts?

      I just went to the mall and saw tons of women wearing short skirts, I mean really short skirts and I was thinking, is it really that hot inside the mall that they have to literally wear a tiny piece of cloth? Well, they want to look good and sexy, this is the first reason I could think of. But is that the only reason? It is also possible that they don't really want to look good but they just want some air flowing to cool down some body parts. I have seen some women in short skirts flapping their legs and thighs once in a while while standing to create some type of "hey wind come over here" maneuver. Some men would rather be the wind in those particular moments, I am sure. Imagine if you are the "wind", and the girl did this maneuver, and you go straight to the "pathway" and BOOM....there you are! You just have to make sure that you are in the place that you want to be because as all men know, there are two caves up there. Make sure you are in the slanted opening and not the "black hole".
     Lets just say that you, "the wind" tripped and hit her knees and bounced to the black hole. You will probably be stuck with something brown and sticky and will smell like shit. But, you have a better chance of going out of there than when you are in the slanted door. Everytime she bends over to pick up something, there is a chance that she will pass you out. If that happens, you are no longer "the wind" but "the fart". And when you come out of her black hole and become human again, you can say that YOU ARE A CHANGED MAN.