Is It Bad To Have Fun At Work?

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     I believe that  anything that we do in life we should have fun as much as we can so we don't reach boredom. Boredom will eventually result to poor performance. It's understandable that employers would like all employees to be efficient at work but they can't take FUN out of the equation. They should not forget that we work to live, not live to work. Here is a video sample of myself and a co-worker after a very busy shift...

     That's me on the right. I have been working in this hospital for 11 years now, and because of times like this, I don't see myself going somewhere else. 

World's Smallest Man Is From The Philippines

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     His name is Junrey Balawing, who is just a little bit taller than a rooster, is just measured and confirmed to be The World's Smallest Man. He was already cited before but he was only 17 at that time and The Guinness Book Of World Records eligible age for record breaking is 18. The smallest man on the record before was from Nepal who stands 26 inches tall whose name is Khagendra Thapa Magar. Junrey Balawing measures 23 inches and is a bit taller than the San Miguel Beer Bottle. I just hope that he won't be exploited in the wrong way for financial purposes. Sometimes people forget the most important thing, human respect.

Check this video to see him.

Men Cuts Tree To Steal A Bike

     So weird to know what people do to steal something. I have never heard of this story before and this is very interesting. A group of young men tried to steal a bicycle tied around a tree with a chain. They probably can't find a huge chain cutter so they decided to cut the tree instead. I don't know if I can call this crooks persistent or just plain stupid , but anyway you might want to describe it, this  is just WEIRD. Everything was caught on video and was posted in youtube.com.

     What bothers me more is, this thing happened on a normal residential area. I was just wondering if anyone in the neighborhood or anybody bypassing even called the cops to stop it. Fortunately, these guys were caught and charged. Unbelievable! 

Grandma's Urn in a Goodwill Store

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    According to USA Today's Offbeat News, the state police in Michigan are trying to find who left what appear to be a grandmother's cremated remains in an urn at a Goodwill store near Flint. According to reports, the box found by the manager is labelled "Grandma's Urn". The police are still trying to look for the stupid relatives of this urn. These people probably did not get anything from their grandma when she died. Or maybe, just maybe, the grandmother put in her will that she be cremated and donated to a Goodwill Store. If that's the case, she is an extraordinary donor because most people will donate their organs and not their ashes. The people who did this should be burned and their ashes should be placed in a cat litter. Unbelievable! I wonder how much did the Goodwill Store in Flint sell the urn?
    Like some people say..."Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if my urn is missing, it's probably in goodwill sitting."

Weird & Funny City/Location Names

TweetHere is a list of weird and funny names that I found surfing the internet. Some of them are really weird and you would not think that they really exists. These are real names of places. 

Arsoli (Lazio, Italy) Bastard (Norway) Beaver (Oklahoma, USA) Beaver Head (Idaho, USA) Brown Willy (Cornwall,UK) Chinaman's Knob (Australia) Climax (Colorado, USA) Cunt (Spain) Cunter (Switzerland) Dikshit (India) Dildo (Newfoundland, Canada) Dong Rack (Thailand-Cambodia border) Dongo (Congo - Democratic Republic) Fuku (Shensi, China) Fukue (Honshu, Japan) Fukui (Honshu, Japan) Fukum (Yemen) Hold With Hope (Greenland) Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA) Lickey End (West Midlands, UK) Little Dix Village (West Indies) Lord Berkeley's Knob (Sutherland, Scotland) Middle Intercourse Island (Australia) Muff (Northern Ireland) Nobber (Donegal, Ireland) Pis Pis River (Nicaragua) Sexmoan (Luzon, Philippines) Seymen (Turkey) Shafter (California, USA) Shag Island (Indian Ocean) Shitlingthorpe (Yorkshire, UK) Tittybong (Australia) Tong Fuk (Japan) Turdo (Romania) Twatt (Orkney, UK) Wank (Germany) Wankendorf (Schleswig-Holstein, Germany) Wankener (India) Wankie (Zimbabwe) Wankie Colliery (Zimbabwe) Wanks River (Nicaragua) Wankum (Germany) Wet Beaver Creek (Australia) Aimwell(Alabama) Bobo (Alabama) Intercourse(Alabama) Seman(Alabama) Bootlegger Crossing(Arizona) Toad Suck(Arizona) Weiner(Arizona) Climax(Colorado) Blue Ball(Delaware) Okahumpka(Florida) Cumming(Georgia) Kickapoo(Illinois) Disappointment(Kentucky) Bangs Beach(Maine)

Mattel's Vibrator - The Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Broomstick

TweetMattel has this Harry Potter Nimbus 2000 Vibrating Broomstick that was sold in Amazon.Com for  $99.99. The weird part of this toy is the vibration on the stick part. This toy became so popular that some adult toy stores in NYC started selling them. A lot of kids were enjoying this toy  and some parents were so happy with it that they were giving good reviews about it. Mattel probably are not aware that they just literally made a vibrator for children. Below is an actual review of  costumers . 

From Texas:
My 12 year old daughter is a big Harry Potter fan, and loved the part with the Nimbus 2000, so I decided to buy her this toy. I was afraid she would think it was too babyish, but she LOVES this toy. Even my daughter's friends enjoy playing with this fun toy. I was surprised at how long they can just sit in her room and play with this magic broomstick!A great buy for any Harry Potter fan! :) 


From NJ:
This toy was #1 on my daughter's Christmas list. So what the heck, although it has no educational value I figured it would be good for imaginative play. It wasn't until after she opened her gift and started playing with it that I realized that the toy may offer a more than sensational experience. The broomstick has cute sound effects and ***VIBRATES*** when they put it between their legs to fly. Come on---what were the creators of this toy thinking? She'll keep playing with the Nimbus 2000, but with the batteries removed. 


What do you think about this? Post your comments.

Why Grandparents Should Not Have A Facebook

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• They're probably dead before they finish typing their status.
• It's difficult to type with one hand holding the binoculars.
• They might see pictures of their grandkids making out with their mailman.
• Most laptops are not saliva proof.
• They might write on their houses' wall instead of the Facebook page wall.
• They might pour a bucket of water on the computer if it gets hot.
• They can get a heart attack if they see a naked picture of their daughters in Mexico.
• They might put a postage stamp on the computer to POST their blogs.
• They might invite their dead relatives as friends.
• And some of them might accept it.
• They might get bedsores for typing so long.

If anybody needs help in computer lessons you can contact Mr. Frank Shine of St. Barnabas Hospital.

        

Shrimps On Treadmill

     According to the Washington Post's report, the National Science Foundation or NSF "...paid $559,681 to test sick shrimps’ metabolism, which one researcher said was “the first time that shrimp have been exercised on a treadmill.”According to the news,  "the researchers found sick shrimp “did not perform as well and did not recover as well from exercise as healthy shrimp.” 

     I don't understand why the NSF will spend this much money for this experiment. I am sure that the staff who are involved in this had the time of their lives. First of all, why would you care about the metabolism of a sick shrimp. Who wants to eat a sick shrimp? If I am hungry, I want a big fat shrimp, one that do not exercise at all. One that is a couch potato, who just lie down under water with a water proof remote on one of his feet watching The Food Channel. That's what I want.I don't want a muscular, cardio freak, skinny shrimp.  I don't think anybody would care if the shrimp on your platter from Red Lobster has  high metabolism or not.  

     

If you look at the shrimp platter below, would you know which one ran the treadmill? 

     

All I know is, this Shrimp Scallop Alfredo cost the taxpayers $559,681. 

     

      

     

     

Who Should Not Wear Skinny Jeans?

     Who should not wear skinny jeans?  

• Men with small penises so as not to show their "shortcomings".
• Men with big and uneven testicles
• Men with bony asses so they don't look like their penis is behind them.
• Men with big and flabby bellies so they can find the zipper easily.
• Men who are really fat so they don't cut their circulation.
• Men who always want to be ready for sex, so they don't ejaculate on themselves.
• Men who have bladder problems and don't know what a  condom catheter is.
• Men who have not farted for two days so they don't experience how a "butt plug" works
• Men who have diarrhea and do not wear socks.
• Men with hydrocele (fluids in testicles)
• Men who have "crustaceans" as pets down there so as not to kill them.
• Men who don't want to wear shorts for a hurdle competition.
• Men who are always running away from cops.
• Men who wants to look like real men.
• Men who loves to wear laced-up sneakers and have short hands.
• Men who loves biking on jeans and have long legs.
• Men who don't want to look like "the little MALEMAID"
• Men who hates climbing the stairs but afraid to jump in an elevator.
• Men with a bad case of gout.

So next time you go to church, THANK GOD FOR BAGGY PANTS!

Egg- Carrying Male Fish?

 Friday we have an inservice from the EPA on how to dispose medical and pharmaceutical waste. We will be starting to have this special containers around the hospital for these type of wastes. It was a very interesting topic to discuss and I agree with everything the person said. He mentioned a lot of reasons why we have to do this thing but the one thing that strikes me the most is about the egg carrying fish that we are having now due to the toxic waste that we dump on the water. There is a type of male fish in the Washington's major river that's exhibiting female traits, carrying their eggs for reproduction. I only know of the seahorse but a male bass fish? This is how serious the problem is. I am just wondering if there is any report of any male person in Washington who is pregnant right now. I know some male carries female traits, but carry eggs? Well, we really don't know. Years ago there was a report of a pregnant male in the Philippines, but it turned out to be a hoax, the guy just eats too much uncooked rice. I guess if you eat uncooked rice and it stays in your stomach wet and heated under 100 degrees (very hot in the Philippines), it will make your belly bloated as the rice is being cooked inside your belly. But the news got a lot of attention as this egg-carrying male fish. I guess if you don't have enough money to buy caviar, you could just buy some male bass fish in Washington. Just make sure the fish don't have any tampon in it.
       Also wondering, which part of the male fish can you find the eggs? I don't know if they have testicles like humans because if they do, it could be a wrong report.  It could also be an ectopic pregnancy if the eggs are located somewhere else. If it is ectopic, can we do a diagnostic laparoscopy on them? Can we intubate them? How much Propofol  can we administer? Probably much less than somebody had. Is there an Anesthesiologist for a fish? I know for a fact that some anesthesiologist smells like a fish, but to take care of a fish, I don't know.
      I guess I can come up with more questions than answers. If you want to help me understand this better, please post a comment on my blog. I will appreciate it.
      As my father always say....."He who sleeps with a FISHY butt, wakes up with a stinky finger...."
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Why Women Wear Really Short Skirts?

      I just went to the mall and saw tons of women wearing short skirts, I mean really short skirts and I was thinking, is it really that hot inside the mall that they have to literally wear a tiny piece of cloth? Well, they want to look good and sexy, this is the first reason I could think of. But is that the only reason? It is also possible that they don't really want to look good but they just want some air flowing to cool down some body parts. I have seen some women in short skirts flapping their legs and thighs once in a while while standing to create some type of "hey wind come over here" maneuver. Some men would rather be the wind in those particular moments, I am sure. Imagine if you are the "wind", and the girl did this maneuver, and you go straight to the "pathway" and BOOM....there you are! You just have to make sure that you are in the place that you want to be because as all men know, there are two caves up there. Make sure you are in the slanted opening and not the "black hole".
     Lets just say that you, "the wind" tripped and hit her knees and bounced to the black hole. You will probably be stuck with something brown and sticky and will smell like shit. But, you have a better chance of going out of there than when you are in the slanted door. Everytime she bends over to pick up something, there is a chance that she will pass you out. If that happens, you are no longer "the wind" but "the fart". And when you come out of her black hole and become human again, you can say that YOU ARE A CHANGED MAN.