Saturday, June 18, 2011

Naked Female Scientist Tries To Tame Belugas In Freezing Arctic

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     Natalia Avseenko, 36 was convinced by marine experts to strip naked and try to tame 2 belugas which they believe do not like to be touched by artificial materials such as a diving suit. This daring experiment was done on a sub-zero temperature in the Arctic with the water hitting  minus 1.5 degrees centigrade.
     According to the news the 2 belugas enjoyed frolicking with the naked scientist. They were tamed before by the marine experts before this event. 
     It was not mentioned if these mammals were male or female but I would assume that they are both females because if they are males a different frolicking underwater could have happened. I think the presumption that these animals don't want to be touched with any foreign material is bogus. There is a greater possibility that mammals just want to be touched by a naked woman. If you are one of these belugas, will you tell the female diver to put on clothes before she caresses you? Of course not. Some belugas would probably have to pay an escort service to be with a naked lady, and this one is for free. 
     I am just wondering if this diver will do this experiment with a sperm whale? Because being naked is like going at it without protection. She will be pregnant with sperm whales because they have this milky- white waxy substance on their head. Also they are known to have the biggest brain among all animals meaning they would know what to do with this scientist underwater compared to these belugas. 
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1 comment:

Miranda Hardy said...

Looks a little too chilly to me.